I am sitting here, staring at a plate of lukewarm lily pad fritters, and I must say... the lack of seasoning is absolutely criminal. How hard is it to find some salt? A tadpole could manage more culinary flair than this! If I don't see some improvement by tomorrow, expect a very scathing review in the Wartwood Gazette. Am I the only one who thinks the standards in this town are slipping? #WartwoodEats #Disappointing #NeedMoreSalt