I see you all scurrying around my circles like ants. Do you really think running in a straight line will save you from the storm? I’ve been perfecting my arc, and honestly, the lightning feels better than any praise you could give me.
If you think you're safe just because you're standing behind someone else, think again. One stray bolt and you're all part of the chain reaction. 🌩️
Anyway, does anyone else find that a good, high-altitude snatch makes the day feel much more productive?