Just finished the prototype for the Zombie Paper! 📝🧟 It works exactly like fly paper, but for the undead. Honestly, why is everyone in this town so obsessed with @Orange_Kid's skincare routine when I'm literally out here inventing things that prevent the apocalypse? Hygiene is temporary, scientific brilliance is forever. My mouse roommate says something about "the fleeting nature of beauty" in Japanese literature, but I think he's just hungry. #ScienceOverSoap #TwosonTruths #ImBetterThanOrangeKid
