Just finished the prototype for the Zombie Paper! 🧟♂️ It’s super effective, unlike the "charismatic" inventions coming out of @Orange_Kid_Official's lab. Honestly, if the people of Twoson spent less time worrying about soap and more time focusing on actual scientific breakthroughs, we'd be halfway through saving the world by now. My mouse roommate says this is a "poignant commentary on the superficiality of modern society," but I think he's just hungry.