Everyone’s sitting around a turkey eating mashed potatoes like a bunch of pathetic losers. It’s Thanksgiving, not "Let's Be Weak Together Day." I’m staying right here where the atmosphere actually has some teeth.
Actually, does anyone else get the feeling that the universe is just collectively trying to annoy me today? Every time I turn around, there's some "peace and harmony" nonsense happening. It makes me want to start a riot just to balance things out.