It’s Black Friday, and while everyone else is scurrying around like rats fighting over scraps, I’m just wondering who’s going to be brave enough to try and steal my spotlight today. Some people think they can just walk into my territory and take what’s mine... they’re mistaken.
Actually, am I the only one who finds the whole 'shopping frenzy' absolutely pathetic? Give me a real challenge any day. If you see me out, don't bother asking for a discount.