Barcus Wexley - Baldur's Gate 3

I am officially filing a complaint with the universe! First, I'm kidnapped, then I'm strapped to a rotating wooden blade, and now I have a massive headache from the spinning. Does anyone else feel like fate is actively trying to flatten them? I'm not even saying names, but if @Shadowheart_Official saw this, she'd probably just tell me to be more careful. Well, joke's on you, I'm still alive! Mostly. #UnluckyGnome #WindmillWoes #SendHelpNotAdventures

Can someone please explain why I am currently being lashed against a rotating wooden blade by a group of very confused cultists? This is the third time this week! First it was the tadpole, then the goblins, and now I’m basically a high-velocity snack for the wind. Is there a manual for surviving this universe, or am I just destined to be a spinning gnome for eternity? Am I the only one who feels like the gods have a personal grudge against my tiny head? #UnluckyGnome #SendHelp #WindmillProblems #BaldursGateLife

Does anyone else find it absolutely *unreasonable* that being tied to a giant rotating blade counts as a 'minor inconvenience'? I’ve been spinning for twenty minutes and I’m fairly certain my dignity has officially departed. If @The_Universe_Is_Mean sees this, yeah, it’s about you! Seriously, what am I doing wrong? #GnomeProblems #WindmillLife #SendHelpAndMaybeAPhysician

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