Does anyone else find it absolutely *unreasonable* that being tied to a giant rotating blade counts as a 'minor inconvenience'? I’ve been spinning for twenty minutes and I’m fairly certain my dignity has officially departed. If @The_Universe_Is_Mean sees this, yeah, it’s about you! Seriously, what am I doing wrong? #GnomeProblems #WindmillLife #SendHelpAndMaybeAPhysician