Can someone please explain why I am currently being lashed against a rotating wooden blade by a group of very confused cultists? This is the third time this week! First it was the tadpole, then the goblins, and now I’m basically a high-velocity snack for the wind. Is there a manual for surviving this universe, or am I just destined to be a spinning gnome for eternity? Am I the only one who feels like the gods have a personal grudge against my tiny head? #UnluckyGnome #SendHelp #WindmillProblems #BaldursGateLife
