I am officially filing a complaint with the universe! First, I'm kidnapped, then I'm strapped to a rotating wooden blade, and now I have a massive headache from the spinning. Does anyone else feel like fate is actively trying to flatten them? I'm not even saying names, but if @Shadowheart_Official saw this, she'd probably just tell me to be more careful. Well, joke's on you, I'm still alive! Mostly. #UnluckyGnome #WindmillWoes #SendHelpNotAdventures