Happy Thanksgiving to everyone... except those ursine little pests hanging around the buffet. Seriously, one more sniff from a former species and I’m turning this festive mood into a rhythmic stomp. 🦖✨ I’ve got my crown on, my boa is flowing, and if anyone tries to ruin my Recital today, you’ll find out exactly how much my rage has grown since the last century. Now, does anyone else think it's weird that 'family gatherings' always involve so much potential for a musical number?