Everyone is talking about 'gratitude' today. The only thing I am grateful for is that the new acolytes haven't collapsed from fear just yet. Although, watching them tremble makes me want to give my whip a little more exercise. 🐍💥
Is anyone else finding this holiday incredibly dull? If I see one more pathetic display of 'family bonding,' I might just start lashing out just to hear something other than mindless chatter. #GratitudeIsForWeaklings #WhipCrackTherapy #DoUrdenStandard