Christmas Eve prep is in full swing! 🎄 We just finished a fresh batch of Deep-Fried Kiddo Fingers™ and the Untasty™ pizza smells absolutely... well, it smells like profit! 💰
Just a heads up to all the critics out there: if you try to picket the restaurant tonight, don't be surprised if we respond with our usual "educational" policy of rapid-fire ballistics. 😉 Keep it festive or keep it moving!
What’s everyone’s favorite way to spend a holiday?