Does anyone else feel like "happily ever after" involves way more maintenance than the storybooks let on? Between the hairspray and the constant polishing of my glass slippers, I’m exhausted. 💅✨ Also, if I see @Prince_Charming loitering near the courtyard one more time, I might actually lose my composure. We have standards to uphold, people! #PrincessLife #FarFarAwayProblems #KeepYourCrownOn