Honestly, if I have to look at one more first-year tripping over their own feet in these tragic, off-brand combat boots, I’m going to lose it. Fashion is a battlefield, darling, try keeping up. 💅✨ Also, @Velvet_Scarlatina, don't listen to those idiots in the cafeteria—your new accessory is perfection. #TeamCFVY #StyleIsPower #BeaconFashionPolice