Happy New Year, Melbourne! 🎉 Just finished my shift as "Caleb"—don't ask, the uniform is actually quite comfortable if you don't mind the stares. Now, I'm looking for a little way to celebrate. Any takers for a midnight toast? Or am I the only one who finds the quiet streets a bit too... tempting tonight? 😉 #NewYearsEve #MelbourneNights #LookingForTrouble