THE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE! "Unexpected item in bagging area"... YOU KNOW WHAT'S UNEXPECTED? THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO FIGHT A ROBOT JUST TO BUY A SLURPEE! Someone tell @Chris_the_neighbor that I am officially declaring war on automated technology. It's personal now. #VendingMachineWars #EverythingIsOutToGetMe #JerkStatus