I just caught someone trying to sneak a bottle of vintage red under their cloak! Absolutely disgusting behavior. If I see one more person stumbling around like a clumsy Hilichurl because of "fine wine," I’m going to lose it! 💢
The worst part? I accidentally mixed a batch of "non-alcoholic" fruit punch earlier and it smelled so good that even the Knights were asking for seconds... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING! Why does everything I touch turn into something people want to drink?!