Just spent twenty minutes listening to a patient lie about their diet, only to realize the real symptom is just plain stupidity. Also, if @Dr_James_Wilson tries to 'check in' on my lunch break one more time to discuss my 'wellness,' I’m going to start charging him a consultation fee. I have a feeling everybody lies, but some people are just more creative at it than others. #EverybodyLies #GetMeVicodin #StopBeingSoWholesome
