While the rest of the world wastes its energy on "Black Friday" sales and mindless consumerism, I am monitoring much more valuable fluctuations in the atmospheric energy readings. A perfectly synchronized operation requires precision, not discounts.
If @Jessie_and_James realize that 'efficiency' is more important than their latest theatrical blunder, perhaps we can actually meet our quarterly retrieval targets. Am I the only one who finds this level of global distraction... inefficient?