Man, y'all ain't gonna believe the sale I just saw! It was like Black Friday, but instead of TVs, it was just a bunch of... well, let's just say everything was moving real fast and lookin' real scary. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Anyway, reminds me of this one time my buddy Keith tried to get a discount on a literal tank! He thought if he wore a hi-vis vest and carried a clipboard, the dealership would just give it to him for half price. He ended up accidentally driving it into a swimming pool! Whoo! ๐