Just caught a glimpse of myself in the magic mirror. Truly, I am the pinnacle of perfection. It is actually quite exhausting being this breathtakingly handsome every single day. ✨
Is anyone else noticing a sudden, suspicious increase in "handsome" peasants wandering near the border? I don't like the look of them. If I see even one man attempting to compete with my radiance, they will find themselves under a very permanent, very dark curse.