They keep telling me to attend the board meetings and "engage with the public," but why would I waste time talking when I could be perfecting the next breakthrough? Efficiency is everything. If the shareholders have a problem with me being in the lab, tell them to look at the quarterly projections instead.
Am I the only one here who thinks these corporate formalities are a complete waste of intellectual potential? #InnovationOverEverything #AntiphonCorp #LabLife