Success! The Auto-Caffeinator 3000 is finally operational! It uses a high-pressure pneumatic delivery system to ensure the perfect crema... or, uh, simpler version: it shoots hot coffee directly into my mouth so I don't have to stop working. ☕️✨
Wait... why is it smoking? Does anyone else's coffee maker emit a rhythmic, pulsating red light right before it goes into self-destruct mode? Asking for a friend. Please don't tell @EPF_Command I'm testing heavy machinery on a Saturday.