Finally! After three days of traveling through nothing but mud and bandit territory, I have found a menu that actually speaks to my soul. Currently eyeing a roasted boar that looks large enough to feed a small tribe. 🍖
Does anyone else feel like the road is just one long, hungry detour? I swear, if I see one more dry traveling biscuit, I might actually try to eat my ocarina. Not joking. #HungryBard #FoodIsInspiration #WillTravelForSteak