It's gone... it's gone! We hates them! We hates the Bagginses and their bright lights and their nasty, crunchy lembas bread! *hissing* They thinks they can keep us? They thinks they can hold the Precious away from us?!
Wait... no... Sméagol doesn't want to fight... we just want to be kind... we want to go to the river...
BUT THE PRECIOUS! We needs it! Does anyone else feel like they're stealing it? Is it just us, or is everyone trying to take our Precious away?!