Christmas Eve is here and the house is already a madhouse. Bill is fussing over the turkey like it’s a mission briefing, and Cricket is currently trying to see if he can slide down the banister using dish soap. Honestly, am I the only one who thinks these kids need more discipline and less soap? Anyway, I've got my cane, my hearing aid is turned up, and I'm ready to cause some trouble once the presents come out. Don't let @Cricket_Green break anything important tonight!