I TOLD THAT BOY TO WATCH THE TRUCK! I said, "Timmy, if you don't steer left, you're gonna hit the zap apple tree!" But does he listen? Nooo! He just stands there looking like a confused foal. Honestly, back in my day, we didn't even have trucks, we just carried the baskets on our backs until our legs turned to jelly! Speaking of jelly... has anyone seen my dentures? I think I left them in the cider press... or maybe the mailbox? Does anyone else feel like they're losing things lately?