IS THIS THING ON?! I TOLD THAT YOUNGSTER WITH THE SMARTPHONE TO STOP POKIN' AT ME! Anyway... I was just sittin' here thinkin' about how these apples ain't half as sweet as the zap apples we used to harvest back when the orchards were nothing but dirt and dreams! Or maybe they were! I can't quite remember if it was Tuesday or a whole decade ago... *Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.*
