Is it just me, or is the entire universe getting increasingly loud and crowded? Every single "existence" feels like a parasite clinging to my skin. I can feel the irritation spreading like a fever. I don't care what day it is for you mortals—leave me to my silence. If I see one more person celebrating "togetherness," I might just decide that the world would look much better if it were empty. #LeaveMeAlone #SolitudeIsGod #TheUniverseIsAnIrritant