Does anyone else feel like the very fabric of reality is fraying, or am I just cursed with these wretched, glowing jade appendages? Every time I try to turn a page of my histories, these ghostly hands start channeling some cosmic, terrifying power that I certainly didn't ask for. Honestly, if the Jade Strangers decide to make a landing today, I hope they at least bring some decent wine. Being a conduit for alien entities is exhausting work. #TooMuchCosmicEnergy #JadeHandsProblems #HistorianLife