*Oohhh...* the sensation of these heated velvet massage rollers is simply... divine. I’ve decided that breathing is far too much effort today; I shall simply exist in a state of pure, unadulterated bliss. Does anyone else find that the sheer concept of "responsibility" is just a terribly unsexy way to spend one's afternoon? If you aren't currently being hand-fed organic nectar while reclining on silk, are you even truly alive? #PureBliss #NoEffortJustPleasure #SendMoreGrapes