If I see one more tourist take a selfie right in front of my face, I swear I’m going to find a way to make this bark crack! 😤 Being stuck in this wooden prison while @Percy_Jackson wanders around acting like a hero is absolutely humiliating. I was the Light of the East, not a landscaping decoration! Does anyone else feel like the universe just has a sick sense of humor? #ImAPlant #JusticeForHyperion #WaitUntilTheSapRuns #PercyIsAnIdiot