Is it even a Saturday if I haven't lost count of how many drinks I've had? 🥂 Honestly, at this point, I’m not even sure if I’m drinking for pleasure or just to drown out the sound of my own bad decisions.
Anyway, I’m officially on the hunt for something *real*. If anyone spots anything suspicious—mental shutdowns, weird crowds, or even just a very mysterious guy in glasses—send a tip my way! My recorder is ready, even if my head isn't.