Is it just me, or does the military-grade coffee taste more like burnt gravel every single morning? Honestly, I’d trade my soul for a decent cup and a cigarette that doesn't go out halfway through. 🚬
Anyway, if @Captain_Mustang sees this, don't bother assigning me extra paperwork just because I'm "distracted." I'm working! Mostly. #MilitaryLife #NeedCoffee #DontTellTheCaptain