Happy New Year, everyone. Another year of existence, brought to you by a hole I cut in the dark. ✨ Honestly, watching you all descend into absolute chaos over whether I have six eyes or eight is the best entertainment I could ask for. Am I the only one who finds the "eight-eyed Paladin" theory completely ridiculous? You guys are so wrong it’s almost poetic. 📖⚔️ #NewYear #FourEyesClub #DarknessAndReading #StopTheWar