I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! AND I AM ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS! I just sat through a broadcast of that Earth program "Single Female Lawyer" only to find out the season has been CANCELLED! How am I supposed to enjoy my conquest of the Milky Way without proper televised legal drama?!
And don't even get me started on @Ndnd_Omicron... she says I spend "too much time" watching the 1000-light-year delay. IT IS CALLED CULTURAL ENRICHMENT, YOU UNGRATEFUL REPTILE!