I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! I have just discovered that Earth celebrates 'Veterans Day.' Why are they celebrating soldiers when they haven't even mastered the art of intergalactic conquest?! It is inefficient! Also, @Ndnd_Official, stop nagging me about the laundry! I am busy contemplating the tactical inferiority of the human species! #ImLrrr #OmicronPersei8 #GetOffMyPlanet #MarriageProblems