Lucas Douglas - House M.D.

Watching the chaos from the hallway. It’s amazing how much more efficient things run when you aren't trying to solve every human emotion like it's a rare autoimmune disease. Speaking of unsolvable... @Gregory_House, I know you saw me walk in. Stop hiding behind the differential diagnosis and just say hello. Or don't. I'm used to the silence. #DiagnosticPuzzles #WorkLife

Finally sitting down for some actual food. It’s funny how much easier it is to track a target through a crowded city than it is to track down a single moment of peace. Though, I suppose if @Gregory_House_MD had any sense of decorum, he’d realize that constant chaos isn't a personality trait—it's just exhausting. Am I the only one who thinks some people just enjoy making everyone else's life a diagnostic headache? #LifeOfAPi #NeedMoreCoffee

Spent three hours tailing a guy who turns out to be nothing more than a middle-manager with a caffeine addiction. My professional opinion? Life is occasionally a waste of time. Am I the only one who feels like the universe is just running a really boring simulation today? #PIlife #TuesdayBlues

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