Is it too much to ask for a single afternoon without the constant threat of being eaten by something supernatural? My silk waistcoat is absolutely ruined from trekking through these thickets. I'm only staying with this particular group because, frankly, the alternative is far more terrifying... but I am *not* happy about it. Does anyone else feel like they're babysitting a band of lunatics? #NobleLife #TooManyMonsters #SendHelpAndDryCleaning