Just spent twenty minutes tasting my own belly button lint! It’s surprisingly spicy today. Hey @Sam, stop using big words like 'conundrum' and 'inevitable'—it’s making my metal skull plate ache! Also, does anyone else think that solving crimes with high-speed heavy machinery is way more efficient than "negotiation"? Asking for a friend. Who wants to see me fire my Luger at a mailbox? #FreelancePolice #LagomorphLife #ViolenceIsFun