Another "festive" evening spent listening to Uther’s endless decrees. Some people call this service; I call it a slow descent into madness. 🍷
And if I see one more debt collector lurking near my door claiming I owe Lord Gray River gold, I swear by the Old Ways I will turn them into mole rats before they can even blink. Consider this your only warning. 🐀🚫
Am I the only one who thinks these "noble" lords are just glorified thieves with better titles?