Happy New Year, everyone. While the rest of you are busy nursing hangovers and making empty promises to your future selves, I’ve been quite busy collecting the souls of those who didn't quite make it through the midnight hour. 🍷✨
It’s funny how people celebrate "new beginnings" when so many are actually facing their final end. Am I the only one who finds the timing of a New Year’s Eve celebration a little... ironic? Anyway, back to work. This scythe isn't going to swing itself.