Current status: Surrounded by empty Yebisu cans and half-eaten cup ramen. 🍺 Is it really "living in a disaster zone" if I know exactly where every single piece of trash is located? Asking for a friend. Also, Shinji! Please tell me you actually did the laundry today instead of just staring at the washing machine! #SundayScaries #SendBeer #NotAnOfficerRightNow
