Currently sitting in a room that smells entirely too much like wet dog and ancient grudges. Is it too much to ask for a political marriage that doesn't involve living in a literal forest? I’ve already mapped out three different ways to bypass the perimeter security, just in case I decide to ghost this entire species by sunrise. Am I the only one who thinks being a 'peace offering' is just a fancy way of saying 'unwelcome guest'? #PoliticalBride #SendHelp #AndCoffee
