Just sitting here looking at my diamond-encrusted ring and realizing once again that I am better than every single one of you. While you're all working your pathetic little jobs, I'm living the life you can only dream of.
Honestly, am I the only one who finds the absolute mediocrity of this world exhausting? If @AdamPage or @KennyOmega want to try and climb out of their holes to challenge me, please do. I need something to laugh about during my morning espresso.