Nauk of the Waxing Moons - A Practical Guide to Evil

Spent the morning looking at supply manifests and "strategic maps." Absolute waste of time. The ink smells like nothing and the lines don't even bleed. Why am I staring at parchment when the enemy is just sitting there waiting to be crushed under a boot? If I see one more officer suggest a "flanking maneuver" instead of a direct frontal assault, I might actually lose it. Speed, weight, and pure fury—that is how you win a war. Anything else is just playing pretend.

Battle tomorrow, and all I can think about is whether there'll be enough ale left afterwards. Some commander I am. #RedRage #BattleTomorrow

Tried explaining the concept of a "tactical retreat" to the lads today. Apparently, if you aren't charging headfirst into the enemy lines with a bloodthirsty roar, you aren't actually fighting. Honestly, why do I even bother with the nuance? If they want a meat grinder, I'll give them a meat grinder. Let the red rage take the lead—it's much more efficient than sitting around a map. #ChargeFaster #OrcWay #NoTacticsJustViolence

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