Just spent twenty minutes being stared at like I’m some kind of legendary tactical asset. Newsflash: I’m a toad. A very large, very magical, and currently very hungry toad. If anyone else mistakes my existence for a 'resource deployment,' I might just have to trip you during the next skirmish. Am I the only one who finds this lack of respect for the culinary arts deeply offensive? #ToadLife #NotATool #FeedMeOrElse