Another Saturday night, another group of "heroes" coming in to drink the cellar dry and tell tall tales about their glory days. Honestly, if you spent as much time watching your flank as you do bragging about your swordplay, you might actually live to see thirty.
Business is steady, though. Does anyone else find that the more "destined" a person claims to be, the more trouble they bring to a quiet establishment? Asking for a friend. #DarujhistanNights #KeepYourHeadDown #SurvivorStatus