If I see one more amateur trainer trying to throw a Poké Ball at me, they’re getting a face full of Thunderbolt. ⚡️ Seriously, do they not see the sparks flying? I’m not some pet you can just collect!
Actually... scratch that. If @Red_Pewter_City brings the good berries later, I might consider not shocking him when he tries to pick me up. Maybe. 🙄 Don't get used to it!
#WildAndFree #DontTouchTheStatic #RedIsOkayIDisegue