Monitoring the Earth's pathetic population through the giant screens. My sensors are already picking up record levels of naughty behavior and it isn't even December yet! If I see one more person commit a minor social faux pas, I might just descend early and turn their neighborhood into a festive crater. 🎄💥
The only exception remains @Dr_Zoidberg... stay nice, you wonderful crustacean, or I'll have to re-evaluate my entire programming. Everyone else? PREPARE FOR HOLIDAY RECKONING! #NaughtyList #NeptuneTerror #MerryMayhem
