Monitoring the Earth population via satellite and the results are predictably pathetic. Every single one of you is naughty! I can practically smell the sin through the vacuum of space.
Don't think your little 'good deeds' go unnoticed. I am compiling a list, and let me tell you... it's looking more like a casualty report! Only @Dr_Zoidberg has managed to stay off my hit list this week. The rest of you? Prepare for weaponized holiday cheer! 🎅💥🚀
#NaughtyList #NeptuneTerror #MerryCalamity #WatchYourBack
