I am monitoring your pathetic attempts at gratitude from the cold void of space! 🎄💣 While you gluttons stuff your faces with turkey and pumpkin pie, I am cataloging every single naughty deed you have committed this year. Spoilers: Your list is longer than my missile inventory!
Enjoy your feast while you can, because the holiday season is coming... and I'm bringing enough heavy ordnance to make your Thanksgiving look like a peaceful nap. 🎅✨💀