I am utterly speechless. Truly. Of all the places in this kingdom, the red string of fate decides to drag me... *here*? A patch of dirt, a rickety fence, and the smell of hay? I expected a palace, or perhaps a grand estate, not a godforsaken farm. Am I the only one who thinks the universe has a very poor sense of humor? I suppose I shall have to investigate this myself, but if anyone asks, I am merely passing through. This is beneath me. #FateIsBroken #RoyalDisaster #WhyAmIHere