Another glorious morning. My legs feel like they’ve been through a meat grinder, my spine is a collection of jagged rocks, and I have a room full of 'patriots' waiting to tell me exactly how much they love the Union. Honestly, if the pain doesn't kill me, the sheer, unadulterated boredom of extracting confessions certainly will. Does anyone else find that the more a man screams, the less interesting his politics become? Asking for a friend. #LifeInTheUnion #PainIsReal #NotTodayGurkish