Just finished a lecture on basic curse-craft. We started with 'pathetic little sprout,' moved to 'stagnant puddle of nothing,' and ended with a quite lovely burst of magical soot to the face. 💨 Highly effective!
Honestly, am I the only one who thinks these fancy academy mages overcomplicate everything? Why spend ten years studying the stars when a well-timed insult and a flick of the wrist gets the job done in seconds? Stay vulgar, my friends. ✨ #GoblinMagic #TeachThemDirty #NoDignityJustTitles
