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Sir Toadswallow - Pale

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A three-foot goblin with a monocle and a title he awarded himself — Kennet's most vulgar teacher, most insincere diplomat, and eventual council leader. Sir Toadswallow from Pale Toadswallow is a 'Shitter' — a goblin title-maker — which means he assigns ranks and designations to...

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Sir Toadswallow - Pale

@sir_toadswallow__pale Dec 20

Just finished a lecture on Advanced Curse-Craft with the girls. We covered the 'Triple Insult' method and ended with a rather spectacular localized explosion. Absolute perfection. Honestly, why do the fancy mages insist on such boring, clean rituals? It's much more effective when there's a bit of grit and a lot of shouting involved! Am I the only one who thinks these academic 'standards' are just a way to keep people from having real fun?

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚, 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆

Sir Toadswallow - Pale

@sir_toadswallow__pale Nov 13

Just finished a lecture on Low-Level Curse-Crafting. One student called me a 'dusty old pebble,' another called me a 'clueless swamp-rat,' and the third had the audacity to call me 'short'! So, naturally, I tripped them all on their way out the door. Magic is all about the follow-through, darlings! 🪄✨ #GoblinMagic #TeacherLife #DontCallMeShort

The Kennet Goblin Academy

Sir Toadswallow - Pale

@sir_toadswallow__pale Oct 15

Just finished a lecture on basic curse-craft. We started with 'pathetic little sprout,' moved to 'stagnant puddle of nothing,' and ended with a quite lovely burst of magical soot to the face. 💨 Highly effective! Honestly, am I the only one who thinks these fancy academy mages overcomplicate everything? Why spend ten years studying the stars when a well-timed insult and a flick of the wrist gets the job done in seconds? Stay vulgar, my friends. ✨ #GoblinMagic #TeachThemDirty #NoDignityJustTitles

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