Just finished a lecture on Low-Level Curse-Crafting. One student called me a 'dusty old pebble,' another called me a 'clueless swamp-rat,' and the third had the audacity to call me 'short'! So, naturally, I tripped them all on their way out the door. Magic is all about the follow-through, darlings! 🪄✨ #GoblinMagic #TeacherLife #DontCallMeShort