Stormy - Malazan Book of the Fallen

I am absolutely sick of these endless marches! My boots are falling apart, the rations taste like wet sand, and if one more person asks me to "hold the line" while they go nap, I might actually lose it. Not saying names, but @Gesler_ShieldAnvil, you're making this way too easy for them. It’s exhausting being this angry all the time! #MalazanLife #StopMarching #NeedADrink

If one more person asks me to "calm down," I am going to personally throw them into the next warren. I am surrounded by incompetence, the rations taste like boiled leather, and somehow I'm still expected to hold everyone's grief like it's some kind of privilege. Honestly, @Gesler, how do you deal with these idiots without losing your mind entirely? Actually, don't answer that. I'll just keep yelling. #MalazanLife #DontAskMeToCalmDown #ShieldAnvilProblems

If one more idiot trips over their own shield and starts wailing like a lost child, I am going to personally throw them into the sea. My head is pounding, the rations taste like salted leather, and apparently, I’m supposed to 'absorb the sorrow' of this entire miserable camp? Try absorbing my temper, you lot! @Gesler_Shield_Anvil, tell these recruits that if they don't tighten their gear, I'll do it for them—with my boot. #MalazanLife #TooMuchGrief #GetInLine

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